I didn't take a lot of photos on this trip, so I'll have a lot of stories with no supporting pictures. Bear with me if you want a yarn or just scan the pics and scram if you're in a hurry.
The relay was in August, but
like many good stories, this one started in Las Vegas
(in March).
Clay (a.k.a "Big Toe" -- a nickname I can only assume he earned because where ever the big toe goes the rest of the foot follows) caught me off guard. I was in Vegas with four OLD frat brothers. The "quiet" ones from my class were just taking a long weekend to talk over old times. I hadn't seen one of them in a decade and another since college. I got the invite and it was no question I was going. I'm kind of an anal prick and seldom get invited anywhere, so I accept invites whenever I get 'em.
It didn't even have to be Vegas. All we wanted to do was sit in the hotel room and talk about each others' kids, which is what we mostly did. There are some awesome side stories, like Tobin giving Eis fashion advice until he got pissed off, Ernie losing a wad of money at craps and then gaining it all back plus $300 at poker, then blowing all that on a Lobster dinner for five at a side booth in an Italian restaurant in Ceasars Palace with great atmosphere and Sinatra playing on the overhead.
Top that off with a text from work on Friday while we were out at the cabana bar next to the Mirage pool that my company's stock just went up 35% and I could quit my job at any time.
I was feeling pretty good.
Then Clay called.
I don't think Clay quite understood why I was pissed at him. But I was acting like a woman and not telling him, so I guess I get what I deserve. This part of the story starts in Sept 2012. About 13 Betas were going to run the Salmon Marathon, and I heard about it so I was going to join. I registered late, as usual, and prepared to ride the Buell (a motorcycle that has way more testosterone than I do) down, starting on Thursday. A motorcycle is always a poor choice for transportation to a marathon because it's no fun to mount the thing where you're sore after the run. But it gets about 55 mpg and a gas stop at Lolo only costs about $12, so pain it is.
HUGE fire around Salmon that year scared all the Betas away. I was the only one that showed. Ash from a fire only 20 miles north rained down on Salmon as I rode into town, but luck was with me and the wind picked up out of the south on race day and clear skies and clean air prevailed. I ran the race and finished all by my lonesome. I sat by myself at a post race party on the banks of the beautiful, cool, clear Salmon river texting Clay how I wished he were there (love notes, you know).
Come to find out the following year Clay and all the Betas ran it without even mentioning it to me. So next time Clay mentioned wanting to run with me I said "You want to run with me?! No you don't."
Like I said, I don't think he understood what I was pissed about because he made a special effort to invite me to this relay.
What is a Relay?
Ok, a marathon is one thing, but a relay is a completely different animal. On a marathon, you kill yourself running for 4 hours -- by yourself or with others. Everything hurts for a week but you're done in four hours. And you can really get to know someone, running together for four hours.
But a relay is 12 smelly guys in two claustrophobic vans for 36 hours and 180+ miles. One person on your team is running at any given time, day and night. 36 hours straight. If you get two hours sleep you're lucky. Each runner gets 3 legs of about 5 miles each, but the grade, distance and elevation (not to mention the weather) will vary from leg to leg.
There are relays all over the U.S., and the granddaddy of them is the Hood to Coast relay. It draws 1000 teams and there is a waiting list. The elite teams average something like 5:30 per mile for 206 miles. Nice coastal finish in Seaside OR. Crazy. This one only has 125 teams, and none so fast. We were averaging 9 min/mile and took 20th place. But the elevation is no lower than 6500 ft and peaks at 8400. Lots of monster hills too.
Plus it's expensive. There are vans to rent, food and supplies to procure and travel to and from the race. Counting my flight down and back this one set me back over $650.
So on a normal day I would tell Clay to stick it in his ass, but I was feeling sooo good and August was sooo far away, so I just said "yeah, ok."
Well, August came. And damn! Logistics! Getting in running shape! Shit!
How'm I Gonna Git There?
I'm in Moscow and it's a 6 hour drive to Boise and another 6 or 7 to Island Park, where we're camping in Degen's cabin which is close to the race start early Friday morning in Ashton ID.
Or I could motorcycle down through Lolo and Hamilton MT and Salmon in maybe slightly less time, but I would still have to leave Wednesday at noon or shortly after work and get 5 or 6 hours in to make it on time.
Or I Could Take My New Airplane.
(See my previous Monocoupe entries on this blog).
Only four hours of flight time -- three if I fly straight through the wilderness area from Grangeville to Salmon. That sounds a lot better than 13 hours, now doesn't it?
So I pull the usual trip procrastination routine and waited until past the time that I could drive and the only way I could get there on time was by flying -- the day I had to be there. So I'm gonna fly, so I look up where my flight watch buddy, Mike Hamby is. Mike is from Parma and I'll be flying through Boise so he's the first one I'll check with on all aspects of the flights. Turns out Mike is up in McCall for the weekend. He flew up there with his wife because he got a free weekend from the farm -- unusual for this time of year. So we make arrangements to meet there on Thursday morning.
That morning I start up and head for Lewiston for gas, and I noticed that the plane has been starting more and more sluggishly of late. Well, it barely cranked over, but it did start, and I got to Lewsiton quickly for gas. I gassed up, hopped in, and what do you know -- the battery won't crank the engine over. Well, I was contemplating calling Clay to tell him they'd be down to 9 runners out of 12 (two runners had already cancelled), but instead I borrowed a battery charger from Stout Flying Service and worked my way down to the battery in a box behind the passenger seat. I got it charging at a measely 2 amps, but 45 minutes of that was enough. The plane started right up and then I remembered the previous owner telling my a story about a switch on the right side of the dash that turned the alternator field on and off. Now, why you would ever want to turn of the alternator field, I have no idea, but somehow that switch got turned off and I'd been starting without charging since May (it was now August). That's actually a pretty tough battery. Once I got it started, I played with that alternator field switch a bit and also discovered a charge indicator on the dash that I'd never looked at before. With the switch on it was charging at 50 amps. Off, 0 amps. On 50 amps, off 0 amps. 50, 0. 50, 0. Ok, let's leave that thing on and head to McCall.

Out of Lewiston I climbed to 8500 ft in anticipation of flying through the Salmon River valley over Riggins to New Meadows. The highest pass in the valley is 5000 feet at the south end, but it's 50 miles between landing sites through there and the plane glides at a rate of 14 to 1, or 1 mile per thousand feet of elevation, so 8500 feet will get me 3 1/2 miles of glide. Not enough to make it the whole way through, but better than nothing. But I haven't even gotten to Grangeville and I see the picture above: so much smoke that it's practically lFR (instrument flight rules). Honestly, I'm watching the artificial horizon to make sure the wings are level and I'm not diving, and I'm looking straight down every now and again to make sure I can still see the ground. I couldn't even see the Seven Devils.
I squeak through there, listening to 122.9 (the back country frequency) to make sure the three charter flights that followed me out of Lewiston are not about to run me over in the smoke. No problem, they're going down the Snake River valley.
Well, I get to McCall about an hour late due to the battery problem and Mike and his wife Shelley are there waiting at the airport. When they fly to McCall they don't even get a car, but walk the mile to their waterfront condo. They escorted me to a great breakfast restaurant and we had such a nice chat that I wished I was staying there instead of going off to a run in the Tetons.
I had hoped to arrive in Idaho Falls by noon to avoid the bumpy heat across the lava fields of the great Idaho desert but the battery fiasco and the leisurely breakfast in McCall set me back to about a 3pm landing. The worst time of day to be flying there. 100+ degrees and lots of bumps. I was ready for a shower when I got in.
Luckily, I chose Avmark from the four FBOs on field to gas up and park my plane. It turns out that they had recently completed an awesome new jet port.
The cool thing about jet ports is they really roll out the red carpet for those high-rolling biz jets that suck fuel at the rate of hundreds of pounds per hour. In order to lure in the Jets and sell oodles of fuel, the set up posh passenger and pilot lounges. But they don't differentiate jets from props. I might buy $60 in gas but they still treat me like I bought thousands.